Good day Avis Officers:
If you need a Marketing Manager call me. I have a team that will increase your bottom line ten fold. Obviously, the firm you have managing your current advertising campaign is high… as in otherwise chemically altered.
Your television commercial has me changing the channel as quickly as possible upon the onset of these imbeciles with this absurd wide open mouth concept, that quite frankly scares the hell out of me. My Grandmother was so confused that she changed the batteries in her remote, thinking the damn thing had given up completely, while surely trying to tune in elsewhere.
My brief point of view penned in your limited web site space, is that I… and many millions of Avis customers have Ipods, or the like. However, in my humble opinion, we execs don’t give a damn if even the radio is operable in our rag-a-muffin rentals. As big business narrates – executive phone calls and world altering decisions are being closed over satellite cellulars and Blackberrys that our respective employers are covering gratis, carte blanche for the betterment of their bottom line.
How do “free Napster songs” fit into this picture?I love avis. In all honesty, I never consider renting elsewhere. My query here is – who is your target audience?
All the best… and hey! “we try harder” – that’s the meat of what turns on carnivorous businesspeople.
Faithfully anyway,
Walter M. Tarpley III
713-545-….
